Gregg Guetschow

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Curmudgeon-in-Training
The Hinterlands, USA
@Averly Looks like sponge cake to me.
So, is #covfefe a Twitter-only thing or am I allowed to say it here too?

"'He who is valiant and pure of spirit...may find the Holy Grail...in the Castle of #Covfefe."'

What?

"The Castle of Covfefe."

What is that?

He must have died while tweeting it.

Oh Come on!

That's what it says.

Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to tweet "Covfefe". He'd just say it.

Well, that's what's in the tweet.

Perhaps he was dictating it.

Shut up!

Does it say anything else?

No! Just "Covfefe."

@Meshelly That should say "bed."
@Meshelly Reminds me of some lines from an old Woody Allen stand-up routine: "I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to be with me and she said no."
@Meshelly I'm pretty sure this happens through spontaneous combustion.
Would the opposite of hipster be hickster?
@mashable Um...No thanks. Think I'll pass (pun intended).