Merry wholesome Christmas - you don’t want to see what I did to the turkey

You’re a bad banana, Mr Grinch

Hello new followers/followees - seems that Fedifinder is doing its thang. But some of you look very different on here. Rest assured that I will be purveying the streams of smut that you know me for

Do I have to?

I went down to the woods today. I didn’t get a big surprise.

I’m at the in-laws. Please send a SWAT team.

Cream, and indeed, crackered

I keep hearing ads for some shite on iPlayer called “The Elon Musk Show”, including some dipshit gushing “he’s smarter than Einstein”