thank you jesus for dying so that I can have an extra day off work
Jazzy Doom
@gravezwave
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[trumpet playing skeletons in the distance]
*laptop fan goes into overdrive when I shift slightly, causing everyone to look at me* this is fine
*laptop fan decides to just not work so my computer begins melting the flesh of my leg off* this is also fine
been alternating between having songs from Hamilton and the Ghostbusters theme stuck in my head for the last several days, so I guess this is what the rest of my life is going to be like
my mom sent me an Easter-themed mug and some Peeps, I am ready for the holidays
taylor ✅do people vape as much in places where weed is legal
is there a rivalry between stoner culture and vape culture
@plsburydoughboy plz don't do this
I trusted you
@batterpunts I can't believe my puns are being disrespected like this on Mastodon
@batterpunts let me have this