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Nerd, software engineer. Enjoys SF/F, target rifle, learning judo, embarrassing my family, keeping up with Labradors. Has done daft stuff, including infantry and bagpipes. He/him.
I'm gonna keep posting this until one of you fucking boosts it

Protip:

When designing a user interface, imagine some old woman using it, say Margaret Hamilton, and she's clicking your app's buttons and saying to you, as old people do,

"Young whippersnapper, when I was your age, I sent 24 people to the ACTUAL MOON with my software in 4K of RAM and here I am clicking your button and it takes ten seconds to load a 50 megabyte video ad and then it crashes

I'm not even ANGRY with you, I'm just disappointed."