see you later everybody

every day at 4pm I fart. i try to give my coworkers grace. . . but if they make me mad i rip

what the fuck is

i piss off all the “bros” at the gym by putting the big weights behind the itty bitty ones

@[email protected] looks like I got an invite from the jack dorse ebooks account lmao thank you though

@[email protected] yo could I get a bofa.lol invite or do I gotta prove myself

kind of wish I tried harder on here to make actual friends here. Didn’t lose interest in this site just been harder to spend time to be here. I get weird with social media and practically get anxiety when I post. so I feel like I shouldn’t post, resulting in me not trying to reach out. don’t really know why I’m posting this.

i just remembered one time at a school outdoor ed event we went on a hike and our guide had a canteen filled with milk and ice cubes

the secret life of me losing track of my ass

squeeze the sack, release the pee