PSA
Do not send DMs or texts like this:

❎ “Hi, you here? Need help with something…”

• Wastes their time
• Causes anxiety to recipient
• Difficult to have an asynchronous conversation
• Likely to be left on read

Instead, send DMs like this:

✅ “Hi, I need your help tonight, do you have a shovel and gas in your car? (body burial)”

• Concise, but actionable
• Respects your recipient’s time
• Spurs conversation with a clear topic
• Gives recipient more time to help you

I propose replacing calories with watt-hours.

- Almost same value (1 kilocalorie / Calorie is ~1.1 watt-hours)
- more intuitive for people who use electricity
- never the confusion between calories (science), Calories (food, which is technically kilocalories), kilocalories, and 'kilo Calories' (which is technically megacalories)
- you get to feel more like a robot with your 2.5kwh power consumption a day which may feel like validation to some creatures on this fediverse
- become powered by cake