my dad told me he suspects he'll need some form of care in a few years, because he's forgetting words and keeps trying to walk off without his glasses

he's ALSO going to get into an RV and drive a thousand miles in a week or so, to winter where it's warmer

he apparently sees no dichotomy there lol

'...by the time the giant hair dryer came on, i was in the footwell'

- alan partridge, on his only panic attack, ever, a 'perfect storm of no sleep, no wife, and angry brushes whirling toward me'

remember, if you're poor and racist, both conditions were perpetrated upon you buy the rich and you will never be one of them

also: they hate you far more than mexican immigrants, and only use you for your votes

confronting my mind's rage about people bringing their pets into public places in fake service animal vests

no, these are pets and not trained service animals; yes, they're breaking a rule, but so what: all this shit is wrapped in plastic, even if the dog had fleas it wouldn't matter

i was able to overcome my grammar rules fetish, finally; this should be easier because these people are more in pain than trying to be assholes

but the entitlement i perceive here DRIVES ME NUTS