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Part of my job involves inspecting aircraft life vests. The CO2 cartridges and vests are reused as long as they meet the required pressure/weight. Occasionally I’ll get a CO2 cartridge made in West Germany that still meets the required weight

my brain is Bread N Butter pickles

Ah, I see, like the diseases in Mr Burns’ body

Hear me out, pretzel sticks, cream cheese, and dried cranberries. There’s something that happens with the fat in the cream cheese, the salt on the pretzels, and the sweet and acidity of the cranberries that make it delicious

The world should all agree that laser needs to be spelled with a Z. Lasers are cool, Zs are cool. It’s a s simple as that. The world could use this sort of unifying cause

Coffee is also used as a stain in blacksmithing to make the layers of Damascus steel more visible