How the hell have I been on mastodon for 8 years

Hook worm and sinker

dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach

There’s a parody of the Breeders’ Safari to be written about Minbari or shibari, but I’m not doing it.

Tár enters the speed force

Heartburn feels good in a place like this

Scott Baio going jerk kneecapped the Diagnosis Murder meme machine

Columbo seems to currently occupy that same Internet culture space that bacon did years ago

My new neighbor is a vigilant citizen and wanted to talk to me about Beyoncé sacrificing babies.