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Securer of cybers. Masher of noises. Umpirer of crickets. Speaker of nonsense. he/him/old mate

"If you put a button in front of me I'm definitely clicking on it to see what it does. I mean, how else do you test your phishing filters?"

I enjoy my job way too much.

@ssharwood Strongly agree. Have had the exact same experience supporting a septuagenarian family member.

"What have I done wrong?"
Literally nothing. Microsoft have broken a social contract.

Getting AI to write your uni assignment is like turning up to gym with a forklift.
Nat Sciver-Brunt with my favourite catching celebration: throwing the ball into your own head. #wbbl #wbbl11 #HHvPS
If you really wanted to prevent social media-induced harm in a segment of the population it would be by banning over 70's from Facebook. Forwarding AI-generated slop and arguing with bots clearly isn't healthy.

Good job everyone! We've fixed the mental health of teenagers by banning them from (some) social media.

Next, let's improve everyone's health outcomes by banning cancer #auspol

Carey’s AFL background coming in handy. Good contested mark. #ashes

"You will never be perfect, but you
can always be better"

https://www.berkshirehathaway.com/news/nov1025.pdf

"If your creds get stolen and used, you are on the hook. There is no MFA"
"Not maximising our website is a breach of ToS"