Will be?

As a 40 year old man, this was very funny

That assumes every seat is filled.

So you’re saying you’re unemployed?

It’s called an occlupanid, thank you.

Yep, that’s what I was thinking. You pull it off because you like them and it’s authentic to your personality.

I usually change the parameters to things like utm_source=yourmom, just for kicks.

Lol, now that’s thinking. Concrete block walls just wide enough to let a Prius through. I bet the truckbrians would love that so much.

They can conjure hurricanes with cloud seeding and steer them with Doppler Radar, but they’re too stupid to do it the day before the election. Go figure.

A local parking lot to me recently needed to add more spaces, but of course, they were already occupying all the space they possibly could. So, what did they do? They made the spaces narrower and labeled them “compact” LOL. So now, the guy that double parks his giant ass truck in one of those spots will take up one and a half spaces, and people naturally just don’t use the half space that’s left. So instead of having more spots, you end up with a whole bunch of double parked compact spots used by XXL Fords.

Big brain ideas over here y’all.