@Flash that's just nuts
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@JustBeingEmma loafer on the sofa...
@shanselman I have 22k unread emails in my personal Gmail. I have 1208 unopened VM. Who leaves vm nowadays?!?
@dabertime that's all fine and dandy until you end up sleeping in your car.
@ftrain perhaps you.can relate... I put the pro in procrastination.
@ShelleyP How is your experience with #mastadon so far? Have you been able to peruse other interests other than scorching clueless political weaklings? Are you finally able to focus on your lifelong ambition of somehow combining hockey, bowling, cuing , and wrestling into one ULTIMATE sport for the masses?!?
@blackoutTC and also appreciate the time you took in your day to help! Hope you ate having a great day
@blackoutTC it was probably the strawberry part that confused me... didn't seem so gangster... I dontnpartake but all my friends do. I think they just roll with zigzags or something like that
@blackoutTC This really happened. Some of my remarks are obviously dorky. That is my nature.
As I was exiting 7-11, a young white kid w/ drooping jeans & a grill? came up & asked me if I would buy a box of strawberry swishers for him. He then offered an extra dollar! I wasn't sure whether to be offended that he thought I looked old enough to buy them or that I could be cheaply bought w the min bribe. Anyways, WTH are strawberry swishers?!? That don't seem gangsta to me.
In case you're wondering, do I look like a lawbreaker? Or rather, do I look like a self incriminating lawbreaker?!?