Giraffoid

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◆some sort of games design student on the wretched isle
◆guy-adjacent
◆finally emerged from my cocoon and moved out of .social (hence my avi wearing a cowboy hat now, yeehaw)
◆masculine or neutral pronouns
◆i speak english or french
pronounshe/him or they/them i guess
websitehttps://helio.church/
g...gay???yes??
old account@throwawaygiraffoid
Giraffoid4d ago
psychodrame équestre
Show threadGiraffoid5d ago
@floppyplopper no but they did have a special cup holder so it could go on the x-ray machine's belt without spilling over lol
Giraffoid5d ago
i just saw a woman's coffee get x-rayed at the st pancras eurostar security check
Giraffoid6d ago
do you think the two members of Angine de Poitrine explored each other's bodies?
Show threadGiraffoidMar 25
@internetsdairy it had a slice of grey pork-adjacent product. some spinach, the worst cheddar I've ever eater and some piccalilli.
i guess the so-called pork might have jelly in there?
GiraffoidMar 25
i tried the "pork-pie inspired" sandwich from tesco today
absolutely awful, couldn't finish it
GiraffoidMar 23
the DfT are pursuing a rolling programme of electrification on my lower intestines
GiraffoidMar 19
my local fun fair has switched from gaudy airbush to ai slop for the ride decorations
shame
GiraffoidMar 17
evil emerald fennel be like ruby parsnip
Show threadGiraffoidMar 14
@LMac1970 i hope not, that's not very aligned with his party's rather anti-imperialist line.
and a paris district mayor can't declare something like that unless something's gone vvvvv wrong