Logan Five ThousandJohn, what did you think of the PVC Foam Window Weatherstrip Tape you purchased from us? Was it to your satisfaction? Let us know!
- Lowe's
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I see you haven't responded to our previous emails about the PVC Foam Window Weatherstrip Tape. Is it because the tape did not live up to expectations? Or we didn't? Please let us know.
- Lowe's
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John, it's been several days now and we haven't heard a word from you about the PVC Foam Window Weatherstrip Tape that you bought. Is it something we said? Give us a chance to make it up to you. Why don't you stop by sometime and see some of our other weatherstripping?
- Lowe's
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What happened to us, John? At one point, we were having a good time, we were selling you PVC Foam Window Weatherstrip Tape, you were enjoying it. Now look at us. We never hear from you. It's like we don't exist to you. If you don't talk to us, we can't make it right!
- Lowe's
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We're not saying you had to enjoy the PVC Foam Window Weatherstrip Tape. We don't even care if you buy PVC Foam Window Weatherstrip Tape from us ever again, but the LEAST you could do is respond. A call, an email. Something to let us know you're alive.
- Lowe's
ps - 1/2 off all weatherstripping next week.
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We've moved on, John. No need to respond to our emails anymore. Eduardo, in the picture attached, buys miles of our PVC Foam Window Weatherstrip Tape every week. And he reviews it REGULARLY. We don't need you anymore. Goodbye forever.
- Lowe's
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Look, we know it's 3am, and Home Depot is telling us this is a mistake, but...we miss you.
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That was amazing! I'm so glad you came in last night! I feel like the Gorilla 9 oz. Heavy Duty Construction Adhesive you bought was an adhesive for our relationship. I won't let you down this time, John. You won't regret this. ❤️
- Lowe's
- Lowe's
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I see you haven't responded to our previous emails about the PVC Foam Window Weatherstrip Tape. Is it because the tape did not live up to expectations? Or we didn't? Please let us know.
- Lowe's
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John, it's been several days now and we haven't heard a word from you about the PVC Foam Window Weatherstrip Tape that you bought. Is it something we said? Give us a chance to make it up to you. Why don't you stop by sometime and see some of our other weatherstripping?
- Lowe's
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What happened to us, John? At one point, we were having a good time, we were selling you PVC Foam Window Weatherstrip Tape, you were enjoying it. Now look at us. We never hear from you. It's like we don't exist to you. If you don't talk to us, we can't make it right!
- Lowe's
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We're not saying you had to enjoy the PVC Foam Window Weatherstrip Tape. We don't even care if you buy PVC Foam Window Weatherstrip Tape from us ever again, but the LEAST you could do is respond. A call, an email. Something to let us know you're alive.
- Lowe's
ps - 1/2 off all weatherstripping next week.
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We've moved on, John. No need to respond to our emails anymore. Eduardo, in the picture attached, buys miles of our PVC Foam Window Weatherstrip Tape every week. And he reviews it REGULARLY. We don't need you anymore. Goodbye forever.
- Lowe's
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Look, we know it's 3am, and Home Depot is telling us this is a mistake, but...we miss you.
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That was amazing! I'm so glad you came in last night! I feel like the Gorilla 9 oz. Heavy Duty Construction Adhesive you bought was an adhesive for our relationship. I won't let you down this time, John. You won't regret this. ❤️
- Lowe's
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