If Keir Starmer married Rita Ora it wouldn't be funny due to the centuries old tradition of a woman taking the patrilineal surname of her husband on marriage.
Fuck the Patriarchy.
@geraintgriffith
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Harvesting old jokes from Twitter, and releasing them to run free in the fresh new pastures of Mastodon.
Some days I get up at 3am, wake my cat up, demand he makes me some food, then stand by the door screaming to go out. That'll teach him who's boss.
I like to think that when no one's looking, the leaves climb back up the tree and have another go at jumping off.
'Can I help you at all today sir?'
'Yes: stop making me feel like a shoplifter'
Imagine paying $44bn for a Mastodon advert?
Using this to show young people what MySpace was like during the dark days of dial up