I don't feel like I have to try so fucking hard here and that's awesome. Jorts Horse is great and I think y'all are fun to hang out with. But I always worry that I'm not funny enough. I always find something to worry about, I suppose, so it's a good worry.

I took a shower but got some Dr. Bronner's magic soap on my p hole and now I know what it's like to feel alive!

Joel Osteen is one of my icks.

Y'all I just realized that my foreskin got raptured & I missed the boat to make a viral shitpost about it so this is what we're left with.