imagine injecting glow stick juice into your blood stream so when you die the mortician can just break ur arm and you'll start glowing

when someone asks me any question

if you get banned on twitter you get banned in real life

pope facts:
- if you steal the funny pope hat you become the pope
- the pope's scepter is cursed, and if you aren't a level three (3) catholic you die immediately if you touch it
- if a pope and an anti-pope touch they immediately annihilate each other in a massive explosion

i think i could beat god up

broke: ending mondays
woke: ending time

[OwO]
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are you a benis person or a bepis person

broke: toots
woke: farts
bespoke: sharts