Furious Robot

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'You're so Tory, you'd smile at the opening of a foodbank, put on a buffet, then help yourself'
The right are now pointing out that Chris Pincher's suspension is less than the one received by Johnson whilst failing to take into account that, regardless of the length of suspension, they both received suspensions.

The Tories want you to be more angry about a donor donating to both Labour and Just Stop Oil than you are about them accepting donations from Russia.

One throws confetti at a tennis match or paint at a building and the other drops bombs on children.

Always nice when the Tories make memes for you.
For Christ's sake. Someone please help Nadine Dorries resign.
She's obviously confused about how to do it.
How would Farage emigrate if he can't access any money?
The Tories are done.
Their final divisive roll of the dice has spectacularly failed.
They have nothing left.
Whenever a Tory is held to account.
Imagine being such a hate filled cunt that you get angry about some people going to a farm to listen to some bands.
Good morning. Today the right are confusing fences with international borders.

Putin: 'I am the Supreme Commander-in- Chief and you will do as you're told'

Tanks get too close.

Putin: 'Tell him he can have everything he wants!!'