Um yes I'd like a refund for these tickets, please, I didn't know Adrien Brody was in this movie

"These Doritos are too salty," I mutter to myself, barely audible over the creaking and cracking of my ancient bones

I only even made a Mastodon account because someone erroneously told me horse_ebooks was here

PRO TIP: if you ever need a meal and a warm place to sleep just go on the bus and start screaming about shapeshifters, it worked for me

Bluesky seems like a neat little place, I can't wait to get on there and add both of my friends

now spinning

GOD: I'm going to send them a modern plague called COVID.
ANGEL: So that it will inspire them to empathize and cooperate with one another?
GOD: No, to normalize mass death.
ANGEL:
GOD: I'm not the good guy, lol

I think I've got a real chance with Steven Crowder's ex-wife, I mean we already know she likes dumb mean pieces of shit

If you haven't been on Twitter in a while, you have no idea how stupid it's gotten over there and I really envy you