These are both brilliant. I applaud you!

Passive aggressive resistance! I like it!

There’s a thing going around on Facebook saying that if violence starts, you should just sit down in place. If all of the actual protesters do that, it’ll be pretty obvious the violence is coming from provacateurs.

125,000 pounds of bombs

I think they got em

killing 14

I think they got em and a half

Schrodinger’s tariffs: they’re great, except when they hurt my small business.

They can wait. Go relax!

Brushing my teeth. When it’s time to do it, I’m either in a hurry (morning) or very tired (night). And I hate the feeling of toothpaste foaming up in my mouth.

I got the idea to post this after seeing 3 cars in one day not use their turn signals in a turn lane. I always use mine, for all of the very good reasons people have been replying with.