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Fluent in sarcasm. More comfortable lurking.
Finally got the tree up. I'm exhausted.
Attention Mastodonites, these are not chicken nuggets! Dog treats with carrots, pumpkin, and apples. Approved by Nessie. #dogsofmastodon #recipes
Doggies who chew on hot spots have to wear pajamas. Rawr. #dogsofmastodon
It isn't the worker's fault. Fricken robber barons refusing sick days and willing to impact the economy to save themselves money. #Railroadstrike
Decided to use up the apples today and now the house smells like apple butter.