It’s my #BIRTHDAY today!! Please reply with pics of your city!

Our bathroom is haunted by poop spooks 💩 👻

My favorite rap lyric lately is “Big shit like a dinosaur did it.”

The only bad thing about waiting a long time to shave: it’s REALLY obvious when you miss a spot.

What did I do to deserve this?

Lunch is the worst meal.

pussy

Woke up with RHCP in my head. FML.

I’m rewatching Season One of Ozark. I tried to jump back in with the new season, but I couldn’t remember what was going on. I’m excited to see the new episodes!