I'm officially designating gen alpha as "Alfs" or poggers if you will

MFW I enter the public domain

That's pretty good!

Hey, if by any chance you forgot, global warming is still a thing and a hurricane fucked up part of Mexico #GlobalWarming #ClimateChange #Hurricane #Otis #HurricaneOtis

Rest in fucking piss

Seriously, why is nobody here talking About the Grand Central Protest? #GrandCentralProtest

Men will try to turn Twitter into Wolfram alpha before going to therapy

Vermin supreme has given his official support for the strike