I get unreasonably annoyed at my son referring to his new Android tablet as an “iPad.”

The first twice-weekly family reading time went a LOT better than I expected.

I'm in a spring-induced euphoria.

This Kings team is so hype.

I like the Kings win, but I would have rather it wasn't won on Rockets stupidity 😂

The Kings need to put Murray on Giannis.

I've entered the phase of my diet in which I've already logged all of tomorrow's food because I had to figure out how to afford (calories) that burrito I want during game night 😂

DEMAR DEROZAN!

God bless Keon Ellis.