Glas

Secret Panel HERE 🐨 https://tapas.io/episode/1717228

Hier sind Miezen für alle, die heute noch etwas Aufheiterung möchten.

Die Wahl von Trump gilt erst als fixiert, wenn das durch ein Excel-Sheet der SPÖ bestätigt ist !

Secret Panel HERE 😐 https://tapas.io/episode/363848

In der #AfD möchte laut einer Umfrage fast jeder zweite "lieber in einem anderen Land" leben als in Deutschland, weil er nicht gern in unserem Land lebt. Eine rechtsextreme Parole der AfD ist dabei übrigens „Wer Deutschland nicht liebt, soll Deutschland verlassen“ ... 🤦

Die allermeisten von uns brauchen gar keine Psychotherapie, sondern einfach nur mehr Geld.

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I love my smart TV. I love the way it takes a long time to boot up because it's trying to refresh the advertisements on the home screen. I delight in the way it randomly restarts because it's downloaded an update without asking me, each of which makes the TV slower and slower with every subsequent install. I adore the way it buries the apps that I want to use, and that I use without fail every single time, below the apps that it's being paid to promote and which I have never touched in my life and would never use without the cold metal of a glock pressed hard against my sweating temple. I am infinitely thrilled by the way the interface lags constantly, due to the need to have one thousand unnecessary animations rendered on hardware ripped wholesale from a ten year old phone. I feel myself borne aloft on wings of pure joy when I am notified that my data will be collected and analysed to determine my useage patterns. Even now I am writing this from a field of beautiful flowers and soft luscious grass as I lie and look up happily at the bright blue sky, smiling happily to know that this is the future of technology