Picture it… Henry Mancini - Baby Elephant Walk starts playing. You walk in. Double finger-guns. Wry smile. A wink for every person in the room.

My best guess…

From “skeletons in the closet”. Colloquially, meaning to have secrets.

“Say what you mean, mean what you say.”

No one should feel pressured to the point of taking a fake pull. If you don’t want to smoke, just pass…that’s normal. Taking a fake pull only wastes it. No need to pretend, just chill and enjoy the vibes.

You also can’t fake a bong rip.

You would definitely enjoy Preacher. Graphic novels are great, show is better than ok.

Guy ends up gaining “the word of God” as an ability

There’s definitely an inherent paw clause to this power…unintended consequences galore!

Probability has more than one side, bend it one way and its also being bent away from another.

Bend probability to my will.

Example: Jump out of a plane (see a bowl of petunias and a sperm whale on the way down), bend probability so that against all odds; I start to fly.

Cologne, worn moderately.

Smelling good is a huge part of being attractive. You can legit make heads turn by wearing a scent that doesn’t reek, doesn’t smell like everyone else, and compliments your own body oils and smells.

I’m imagining being in the row directly behind the last row of reclining seats…its not a pretty scene