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mark!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Nov 20, 2022

thank god I was finally able to make planned parenthood’s patient portal work lol so I can get my next depo shot

I’m having the emotional symptoms of a menstrual cycle now that I’m not currently on T but if I started bleeding as well I would be… Not Well

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mark!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Nov 18, 2022

@SweetBilliam it’s a weird thing they’re doing where porn is still banned but like, some kinds of art and stuff aren’t? If the main focus is sex it’s still banned, incidental nudity is allowed, as I understand it.

mark!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Nov 18, 2022

Is it time for me to make a tumblr again

mark!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Nov 11, 2022

…I may have just made an extremely funny first impression on my boss’s boss’s boss’s boss’s boss

mark!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Nov 11, 2022

I have an account on Indeed, the job-searching service, and the emails they send me are… very accurate to the rest of the experience as an EMT
“Come make $15/hour at any of these huge hospital systems! Or the same at Walmart or Aldi!”

mark!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Nov 9, 2022

I’m about 2/3rds of the way through “the residence” by @[email protected] and it is TERRIFYING and I can’t put it down. I didn’t realize this particular sort of horror would get me so bad but it really really is 😅

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mark!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Nov 8, 2022

@captain_slinky I forgot I don’t have the cross-post thing set to do threads! It’s Butcher Cabin Books in louisville KY, and if you’re not in the area you can order online! Here’s the website! https://www.horrorbookstore.com/

mark!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Nov 8, 2022

There’s a horror-specific bookstore that just opened 20 minutes from where I live and I have already bought two books there and ordered two more that were out of stock to pick up this weekend. I am SO happy about this place it’s so cool

mark!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Nov 7, 2022

It’s Benadryl time babyyy my brain is gonna be MELTED for the next five hours but at least I won’t be so congested

mark!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Oct 23, 2022

It would be really cool if my body would stop just deciding that water tastes bad.

YOU NEED THAT TO FUNCTION!! QUIT!!

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