Wait, now I’m confused. Planes don’t eat dinosaurs? What was Sully about, then?

I can’t remember if you can kill him with confirmed bachelor, but I take all bets.

You have to be pretty fucked up to die of dehydration in a hot tub. I’d imagine dehydration makes you pretty fucking thirsty.

I guess I wouldn’t know because I have never been in a hot tub or dehydrated? I don’t have much in common with Perry beyond not remembering the 90s. I was too young, he was too high.

Yeah?! Well, I’m gonna go see what Caesar thinks!

You would if you could, spartacus. It’ll be a special someone who takes me out.

You’ve gotta be pretty fucked up to drown in a hot tub

Really? I’m completely unsurprised he drowned in a hot tub. I figured that or overdose. He’s been a mess for a while.

Ring-a-ding-ding, baby, what a way to go.

I couldn’t imagine. I very much want to leave.

I wouldn’t be terribly surprised. I grew up in Geneva, but I lived in Oviedo when I was in high school.

I’ve lived in central Florida my entire life.

When I was starting at a new job I mentioned that I grew up in Geneva. The person I was chatting were curious and asked what it was like growing up in Europe. I responded that if I was raised in Europe I’d never live in Florida. Geneva, FL is a fucking armpit.

Yeah…

I kinda caught on to what was happening around the time the wife showed up. When the baby was born I knew something terrible was about to happen. I was not ready for happened.