Firstdog Onthemoon
Escape sheep! What is this mysterious phenomenon? What do sheep even want? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/nov/10/everyone-loves-sheep-and-everyone-loves-stories-of-derring-do-why-cant-we-have-both

The world is a lot right now. So here’s a kitten.

A black hole bending the fabric of the universe. #cats #catsofmastodon #caturday

BRIE ENCOUNTER
 
the skies are gruyere since she left me
i’ve never felt so danish blue
caught between a roquefort and a hard cheese,
i stilton’t know what to do
 
don’t give edam about the future
now my babybel’s walked out the door
can’t believe i’ve double gloucester
i camembert it any more
 
i’ve ricotta get myself together
and build my life back caerphilly
cheddar tear for the final time
say goodbye to us and halloumi