Well, six photographs of genitalia later, it is decided: No Mastodon at work.

Well, this is the first time ive been scrolling social media and accidentally scrolled onto a post full of actual human dicks...The fuck?

Early #Caturday post! Say hi to Cali -- Short for Excalibur. She was found as a tiny kitten in my buddy's back yard two years ago, covered in pesticide and missing part of her ear (It's hard to see in the image, left ear is missing the tip). Now she's a happy little asshole that eats all of the cardboard in my apartment.