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Karl Malden is no longer with us, so I don’t care.
The colours! The patterns! It’s as if a tie-dyed neon paisly shirt was wafted in front of my eyeballs while I was on acid and salvia!
Maybe judges should rule in line with community expectations, instead.
Man, the French really go all out kitting out their playgrounds for the kids!
When I was a kid, I watched a TV show with one of Australia’s early ‘celebrity’ chefs, Bernard King. He had a live lobster in front of him, which he then proceeded to cut the tail from. The lobster made audible ‘squeeee!’ noises, and tried to move away. He just laughed and said it couldn’t feel anything.
Anyway, he was a cunt.
Nipples can’t operate heavy machinery.
On the seat.
Members of PETA casn’t just say this sort of thing without offering some kind of alternative. Until they start selling chunks of themselves as replacement meat, I’m just not gonna take them seriously!
That’s right! He didn’t say that! Because it was a British movie! He said, “Oi! Pip pip, me ol’ sausage! You’re that killer bint everyone’s barneying on about, what?”