filthy platypus

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you're just jealous because you can't make your own custard
@fluffybottomedboy doesn't everyone do that? If not, they should
@moonmasque every bird is a dice tower if you're patient enough
@fluffybottomedboy i'm really unqualified to quantify normal for you, but since you asked, yes. bonus points if it's got venom.
there is something truly divine about rubbing your moist body vigorously against an old chain link fence
@Networksportsballanalyst I heard he was cumming but I haven't seen it
i'm pretty sure you won't get superpowers if you lick me but don't take my word for it
@blort i toot with my sweet beaver tail, is that allowed?