Nephew: That's cool, too. You can run really fast. *walks away to ask other people*
-An actually conversation I just had
Nephew: Well if you choose the strongest you can punch super hard and lift heavy cars.
Me: I know
Nephew: Ok.....so you're not picking the strongest?
Me: I was just wondering if I could be the smartest.
Nephew: You know if you're the strongest you can be a superhero that punches hard?
Me: Yeah, but if I'm that smart I could be a superhero like Iron...
Nephew: You should pick the strongest.
Me: Really? Is that what I should do?
Nephew: Yeah.
Me: OK..... I pick to be the fastest.
Nephew: My dad asked if I wanted to be 10 strong, I mean 10 times stronger than the 10 strongest guys or 10 times as fast as the 10 fastest guys?
Me: Oh, what did you say?
Nephew: Strongest.
Me: Cool.
Nephew: Yeah.
Me:
Nephew: So?
Me: So what?
Nephew: So which would you choose?
Me: Oh, I'm not sure.
Nephew: You can choose to be the 10 times stranger than the 10 strongest or 10 times faster than the 10 fastest.
Me: Can I be 10 times smarter than the 10 smartest people?
Nephew: That's cool, too. You can run really fast. *walks away to ask other people*
-An actually conversation I just had
Nephew: Well if you choose the strongest you can punch super hard and lift heavy cars.
Me: I know
Nephew: Ok.....so you're not picking the strongest?
Me: I was just wondering if I could be the smartest.
Nephew: You know if you're the strongest you can be a superhero that punches hard?
Me: Yeah, but if I'm that smart I could be a superhero like Iron...
Nephew: You should pick the strongest.
Me: Really? Is that what I should do?
Nephew: Yeah.
Me: OK..... I pick to be the fastest.
Nephew: My dad asked if I wanted to be 10 strong, I mean 10 times stronger than the 10 strongest guys or 10 times as fast as the 10 fastest guys?
Me: Oh, what did you say?
Nephew: Strongest.
Me: Cool.
Nephew: Yeah.
Me:
Nephew: So?
Me: So what?
Nephew: So which would you choose?
Me: Oh, I'm not sure.
Nephew: You can choose to be the 10 times stranger than the 10 strongest or 10 times faster than the 10 fastest.
Me: Can I be 10 times smarter than the 10 smartest people?
If you eat Cheetos with chopsticks you're missing out on the best part.
Getting to lick and suck the flavor dust off your finger like you're licking and sucking on a dick.
Lucy LaRue
Catbus
