What’s two feet long, and hangs between Sam Altman’s thighs?

Spez’s tie.

Why yes, someone has done a good parody. 🌮🌮🌮 youtu.be/icyff11EtBU

“Life is 90% Attitude.”

Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist who got off in court?

(… I’ll see myself out.)

Why, I couldn’t even get into the article before it faded into a paywall.

To get past paywalls, add “archive.is” to the front of the URL.

So

“foo.bar/baz”

becomes

“archive.is/http://foo.bar/baz”

It works 99%+ of the time.

A decade ago Tom Scott was recorded for Computerphile with this hilarious an enlightening cautionary tale. Never, ever, write your own calendar code.

youtu.be/-5wpm-gesOY

The clumsiness was in her jeans.

but it sounds pretty…solid to me.

I see what you did there. I, for one, think it’s a rock solid pun that most will take for granite.

That layer will also include, worldwide, levels of radioisotopes that do not occur naturally. The same way that there is an Iridium layer on the soils of 65MYA showing the asteroids that killed the dinosaurs, the current sediments being laid down have traces of plutonium and other materials that will exist until the sun becomes a red giant and swallow the Earth.

It’s a… Saguowlo cactus! 😆😆😆

…I’ll see myself out.