I’ll be popping up on @lorraine at about 9:20 (ish) to talk about mortgages, rents and ALL THE MONEY YOU CAN SAVE using tax free childcare. You know how excited I get about that.
Uplifting message from the car park machine today
Much confusion here, where the tooth fairy appears to have left a euro instead of a pound.
I don’t know, darling, perhaps it was very dark and the tooth fairy had only just woken up and remembered just in time. Who can tell?
This pie is ambivalent about being eaten
I have a Masters in Philosophy. One of my elderly relatives told me I’d be able to ‘Think deep thoughts about being unemployed’ 😅
Sitting enjoying a coffee earlier, when my eldest ran over from the play area, SPAT A TOOTH INTO MY HAND and then ran off. Treasure every moment, amIright?
I know the wheel, penicillin and water purification are more important, but the human innovation I enjoy the most is being able to listen to music without dragging a minstrel or band with me
Packing for my eldest’s school trip. I can’t quite work out what makes some items ‘too cringe, GOD!’ but the commonality appears to be that I have chosen them.
I now have Threads, Twitter, Mastodon and Spoutible. This is too much appmin. We need to pick one.
I would be so TOE CURLINGLY embarrassed to ask the nation to swear allegiance to me. It would ruin my entire coronation.