hey there, all my new posts are over at @ceri and, if you think about following me, follow that account instead of this one. it's the active one.

i mean, you can follow me here but no posts will happen unless something goes wrong over at the new instance.

off on ventures new, i guess! 

there’s a non-zero chance that i scream at clothes when i wake up

not gonna elaborate further 

within 4 days of the seaham parking meters being installed, they're already being vandalised lmao

this is a certified county durham moment

a few years back, channel 4 aired "prison", which i really wanted to rewatch while in bed. i remember watching it when it aired, but no doubt it was never actually recorded to our sky tv box and it's just lost there. also the box is in the main room, and i wanna watch it on the tv in my room (infinitely better)

alright. channel 4 uploads lots of docs to their channel on youtube, so that's not a bad first place to start. searching "channel 4 prison" just gives results for banged up - a show recorded in a different prison in a format i don't like.

so if it's not here, it must be on their on-demand service? the answer is nope. it was there for a while, it's still listed, but none of the episodes are "available" at the moment and i doubt they ever will be again.

so... if i can't get it legitimately, lets try piracy. so first off - dodgy streaming sites! whoops, none of them have it. alright then... time to try torrenting. i found one torrent. of the first episode. out of three.

looks like i'm not watching a documentary about prisons tonight, looks like i'll probably be watching something else instead. thanks channel 4.

tesla is probably the only company i know of to actively make a car that shits itself if you get it washed

seriously how much ketamine had to have been taken during development for this not to get noticed

never thought anyone would talk about it but HOLY SHIT

https://youtu.be/q2zpASi7e_0

the "it": https://wetdry.world/@faye/112216899707124432