moving to @stardew 😞 ✊

*downs a shot of spoiled milk* im stronger than you will ever be

i took a five hour nap, time to sleep for three years

hello berries ive been gone for a millennia did anyone miss me

that’s what i thought you’d say you dumb fucking horse

i don’t check mastodon for a few days and suddenly i have a bunch of dms from ppl switching accounts bc of “recent events”??? what happened?

my headskull with no braincell can’t tell my skeleton bones what to do. free range body

me to the ghost in my toilet: hey,, hey hello there!!! uhbh why is your home my shithole bud?? huh?