amos ✨

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making the @itchio desktop app + friends 🌱 tooting shallow puns & deep dives
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pronounshe/him

Whoops, I moved to @[email protected]

(gotta free up the main instance). You can follow me there, this accounts redirects to that one.

Cute, free games I found on itch.io this month - August Edition

Be a bird! Defend your tower! Solve some really interesting puzzles...

*Googles "make mastodon look like winamp"*
@GranPC I got eliminated at the cabbage patch question :(
thinking of doing a Hank Hill translation of the bible where all violence is replaced with "kick your ass"

Sleep schedule update: I've got the "waking up at 7am" part down, but the "fall asleep before 3am" part escapes me

Halp

But it's fun! Genuine fun. There's entire sections in which the authors describe how "highest authority on the subject" interprets the law and note that, quote: "we're not quite sure how anyone could've arrived at that conclusion and we must all hope it does not become the trend". It's all very entertaining.
Anyway if you ever need to sue someone in France, you can ask me anything, I'll be more than happy to not give any opinion whatsoever and immediately refer you to a lawyer.
My favorite bits of the book are all the introductions where the authors:
- discuss their ancient Rome fetish
- assess their disdain for "mere law practicioners" (as opposed to the Noble academics)
- pretend they're about to defend Everyone's access to Justice with a fat J, then move on to describe the 287 prerequisites to even begin being heard on something (btw you only have 15 days (also if you mess up a tiny thing there's a good chance you're fucked))

I've been having developer's block lately so I started reading a book about French judiciary procedure

After every chapter I go back to code and it doesn't feel nearly as pointlessly complex as it did — in comparison