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“You idiot! … Twenty bucks for a smoke alarm and we don’t even know what the stuff is!”

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Regrettably, Professor DeWitt’s boasting fell on too many jealous ears, and that night, as he stumbled from the bar, he was etherized by an unknown assailant and “relieved” of his trophy.

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Crimony! Millions of people in this city, and look who I rear-end.

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“Drive, George, drive! This one’s got a coat hanger!”

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Late at night, and without permission, Reuben would often enter the nursery and conduct experiments in static electricity.

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“Hey, Buddy! Nobody tells me to go there and gets away with it!”

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“I can’t stand it. … They’re so cute when they sit like that.”

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I'll get him for this.