(d|f)an(d|f)airs

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danfairs’ dad jokes

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@Andres4NY This bag was actually just two MASSIVE almonds.
@secretasianman @mhoye welcome to the truth mill
She turned away, bitterly disappointed. Her quest for the legendary sky almonds continued.

Pleased to announce my new beer, Dorian Gray.

Available by the pitcher.

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Hello! It’s still me. This is the bad joke account of @danfairs.

Of course now I’ve created this account, I’m bereft of bon mots.

FOR NOW

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