Kettles cost £20. How much does that hot water thingy cost?

By snapping the long ones in half, before they package them at the factory.

Maybe stop being a cunt and people will stop downvoting you?

I’m not the one downvoting you, but I’m not really surprised because I have you tagged as:

Mashup of Greenland and Denmark flags with signal logo added for some reason.

I don’t disagree, but this article doesn’t prove anything.

What X?

She didn’t do anything wrong. If some masked kidnappers are attempting to drag me out of my car, I would try to drive away as well, and if one of the kidnappers block my way, on purpose, it’s their fault.

Take the money upfront. Have a referendum, vote against joining. Profit.

Where did you read an interview? The link is the shortest article ever.