I used to have a life. I wonder how long it takes for the death of a character in a video game is not tragic. The more you know, y'all. And by 'not tragic', we mean that they get ressst
My mom is a fucking monster. I have an overwhelming desire to move to New York. Free hosting for life? Check. Free rent for life? Check. So free housing for life? Fuck it, I just got approved today so... I should
NME has a thing for dicks, and by things I mean articles. I have no idea how to feel about that. Anyways, here's an article about the Silver Surfer now being gay! Yay! How cute! Here's
Millions of people in the US are on a Comedy Central special. It's called 'welcome to my punishment'.
#fuckyourlife #mexico #MexicoFever I have to be on twitter. Milli.... Milly.....
One of the most famous quotes from the movie The Big Lebowski. This is not a crime scene. The Dude Abides. How can you go wrong with a combination of... -_-; . I'd rather be at home, but whatever
The end of the world is nigh and I'm stuck in a place called Berlin. Or, you know, it could just be that my body is finally catching up with my mind. 🤔🤔🤔. Either way
Peguei um susto ontem, so me lembro do que foi?. Antes de dormir, tb pode ser. Obrigada por seu interesse em minha vida sexual
The best thing about being trans is that even the most vile of places are still better than Britain. The worst thing about being trans is that even the most vile of places are still better than Britain. The middle things don't really apply to me,
The first rule of magic club is you don't talk about magic club. Except for the whole being an actual fae thing. You know, like in the fairytales? They're called spartoi in Greek mythology, but they still count
