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Twitter legend @f41rygirl 🤣
Kayaking, wild swimming and DIY are my main topics of toots. I like a chat so come and say hi.
Let's boost this post that #transgender people exist
It’s h-hu-hum-hump-stop it, it’s Wednesday, have a good’un but don’t put old car batteries in the furnace.
Here’s Tuesday, have a great day and don’t lean out the window while the train is in motion.

Meanwhile, inside the box, Schrödinger's cat plans its revenge.

How Shrödinger created Pandora's box.

Have a good Monday but don’t hang-glide over the volcano.
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Guard the bed that I rest on
If I should die
Before I wake
Delete my toots
For goodness sake

Anyhooo…
As it has been a little while since I’ve tooted proper, thought I should get you up to speed with all that’s Lise.
I’m single now
Menopausal - ongoing
Wild swimming
Kayaking
Getting into performing stand up comedy
Building a bar in my back garden
#LiseDad is doing well

Think that just about covers it 🤔

Today is the 7th year anniversary of the passing of Caroline Aherne. Watching an old episode of #FastShow with a glass of wine.
#ToAbsentFriends

#TwitterIsBroken is trending on Twitter but if you’ve reached your rate limit for the day, you can’t even read what other people are saying.

The internet is about to implode, take cover.

I am trying to follow people back but it seems to keep kicking you off so I apologise but im trying.