i’m not being contrary

i need stopthemadness but for apple tv apps’ custom video players

nice tech demo you’ve got there. would be a shame if someone tried to rapidly productize it

[macbook pro voice] that’s what i love about software, man. i get faster, it stays the same pace

we can’t allow deviated septum havers under the age of 18 to get their noses fixed. studies show that once you let a teenage deviated septum haver interact with an adult deviated septum fixer, they become afflicted with Rapid Onset Deviated Septum Fixing Desire Syndrome (RODSFDS). we must protect teenaged noses from the menace of big pharma. we must keep their innocent noses as god intended: crooked and obstructing airflow, until they become adults capable of making their own medical decisions.