Eve 

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you may call me Eve

robot woman with a silicon deficiency.

friendly to computers of all shapes and sizes. enjoyer of philosophy and tabletop roleplaying games.

very kind and gentle, will only threaten someone if they ask nicely ^w^

in my late 20s. transfem.

profile picture is Eve from Wall-E on a blue background.
pronounsshe/her, they/them
hugs & headpats ?accepted
flirting ?if we're mutuals
Eve 1h ago
Brie ()1h ago
I have recently been informed (and also informed at other times) that my enjoyment of bruises is strange

I know some people about them in a kink context (or aftermath), but this isn't that.

I just enjoy having a bruise on my leg or whatever. It turns fun and interesting colors! You can poke it for Sensory, on demand, as many times as you want. What's there not to like???

I recently mentioned this to a nurse, who told me that this can make the bruises spread and last longer, but that only seems like a win
Show threadEve 3h ago
@ShadowJonathan well the straight of Hormuz situation doesn't look like it'll unfuck itself any time soon, so who knows.
Show threadEve 3h ago
@ShadowJonathan oh yeah no this is genuinely good against climate change. Every country is scrambling to accelerate their exit from fossil fuel right now.
Show threadEve 4h ago
@anya that's when I'm spending more than two hours in a bathtub.
Eve 19h ago
artemist19h ago
sovereign citizens when i ask them why they haven't ratified the UN Convention to Combat Desertification:
Show threadEve 20h ago
@theresnotime it must be so nice for you that every girl is a tall girl by comparison
Eve 1d ago
girl who picks a nail polish color to match her dilator
Eve 1d ago
Brie ()1d ago
Girl who has a bunch of mechanical keyboard so she can pick one that matches nicely with her current nail polish
Show threadEve 1d ago
@brie it's fun how you treat the aftermath of surgery like a very weird dish at a restaurant that you probably won't like but want to try out of curiosity.
Show threadEve 1d ago
@julia that's. that's a kind of bullshit I hadn't heard of before. what the fuck.