Evan Hurst

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Managing editor of Wonkette.com. Maker of rude words about right-wing politicians and other terrible people. A nicer person than I'll ever let you know. Maker of music sometimes. Southerner. Memphian. Bless your heart.
Evan HurstDec 26, 2022

Allll that family time

https://www.wonkette.com/trump-truth-social-posts-christmas

Merry Christmas From Trump, Who Took Breaks From Family Time To Write These Blubbering Internet Comments

The joke is that he is miserable and unloved.

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Evan HurstDec 21, 2022

Deal with it, haters

https://www.wonkette.com/amy-grant-niece-gay-wedding-franklin-graham

Baby Baby, There's A Gay Wedding At Amy Grant's House, STFU Franklin Graham, And To All A Good Night

All the other haters can eat it too.

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Evan HurstDec 20, 2022
Because a copy machine would be too big https://www.wonkette.com/trump-printer-golf-cart
Happy Holidays To Trump Aide Who Brings Printer On Golf Cart To Print Out Nice Things That Keep Him Happy

A copy machine would be unwieldy, obviously.

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Evan HurstDec 20, 2022

Here's how much respect you ought to give right-wingers

https://www.wonkette.com/biden-uncle-sam-doesnt-care-snowflakes-drag-queen-story-hourbiden-uncle-sam-doesnt-care-snowflakes-drag-queen-story-hour

Biden White House To Anti-LGBT Fox News Trolls: Here's How You Can F*ck Yourselves!

This is the level of respect rightwingers deserve.

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Evan HurstNov 28, 2022

Bless his heart.

https://www.wonkette.com/trump-jack-smith-truth-social

Trump Seems Terrified Of New Special Counsel, Happy Holidays, MFer!

Bless his heart.

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Evan HurstNov 22, 2022

It's almost like he's fixated!

https://www.wonkette.com/tucker-carlson-colorado-springs-anti-lgbtq-incitement

GOODNIGHT. Surprise, Tucker Using Colorado Springs Gay Club Massacre To Incite More Anti-LGBT Hatred

It's almost like he's fixated.

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Evan HurstNov 18, 2022
Am I Mastodon-ing correctly? Is this it?