Hi Mastodon. What with all this disruption over at ex-Twitter (see what I did there?) -- not to mention distractions in the forms of Threads and Bluesky -- just wanted to check in and let you know that I haven't forgotten about you.

Thanks to two kind souls on Twitter, here are a pair of mirrors of an enormous wallpaper pack consisting of over 6400 stock papers from retail handsets, broken up by aspect ratio (perfect for foldables, heh).
https://cutt.ly/evanwallpaper
https://mega.nz/file/tpEVzZxY#0G7b44FglVMfj3dU5PrOMfrSTC18-GaNRALrl4E7wro

Gentlemen, start your vengeance.

I have a little phone collection that I'm kinda proud of; it spans a full twenty years.

Xiaomi 13 Ultra