the escapist

@escape_energy
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aspiring mastodon thot; former farm laborer and industrial tradesperson, currently an anxiety-driven developer

proponent of band-size human groups and anarcho-syndicalism as models of change

disbeliever in influencing the masses

Patriarchy and misogyny helped create the current generation of emotionally broken and incapable men, but let's fix that by blaming and ostracizing those men, right folks?
so it turns out that, in my case, sobriety from alcohol just means I'm semi-tripping all the time

what could have been,

what can never be undone

i've been thinking about either getting a gym membership or becoming an arborist
maybe it's the, *why use a scale when anything that fits in a double-zero gelcap is surely a microdose* talking to me, but today feels absolutely wonderful
TIL that having emotions and expecting those to be respected/setting boundaries is white fragility. Did anyone else know this? I feel so enlightened now
the steady application of labor over one's mortal life is a miracle and a gift, provided one owns and discretionarily shares the value of said labor

In response to Google's monopolistic implementation of Web Environment Integrity, I have a modest proposal:

Open source JavaScript libraries should add bugs which only occur when they find "navigator.getEnvironmentIntegrity" is being used.

Go into a "while(true)" loop. Start throwing exceptions randomly. Just fuck up the page. Make the lives of every developer who is in the origin trial who uses your library completely miserable.

If they want to fork, they have the freedom to do so. But then they're taking on the maintenance that they would prefer to outsource to their community.

If you have enough big libraries doing this, it might make a dent.

trying and failing to limit my creeping to scope
i ran out of pharmaceutical-grade lithium so i've just started eating batteries. so far, so good