Thomas Enebo ✅

@enebo
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JRuby guy
New JRuby Prism-based parser AS A GEM very soon (more details next week). A little teaser:
Watching this makes me feel we are doomed as a species. Had this been a shuttle/small train it could hold many more people. Had they made TWO tunnels it could remove the delays. Wasn't boring companies entire selling point to make tunnels cheaper than anyone else? #clownshow
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RT @seungylee14
since I’m in Vegas for a public transit conference I felt compelled to see the future. I braved the rain this morning to try the Vegas Loop.

https://twitter.com/seungylee14/status/1630986053694918657
sick public transit, gloria on Twitter

“since I’m in Vegas for a public transit conference I felt compelled to see the future. I braved the rain this morning to try the Vegas Loop. 4.5 minute ride. started with a traffic stop before entering the first tunnel between Resorts World and first LVCC station”

Twitter
This change will still allow me to cross post from Mastadon back to twitter but not the other way around. This half-measure is still going to force users onto another social media platform. Dude's a stable genius.
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RT @mjg59
This is definitely a man who understands his product before making decisions
https://twitter.com/mjg59/status/1622163914023907329
Matthew Garrett on Twitter

“This is definitely a man who understands his product before making decisions”

Twitter
This story is amazing.
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RT @owasow
“It seemed absolutely crazy. The idea that an Iowa housewife, equipped with the cutting-edge medical tool known as Google Images, would make a medical discovery about a pro athlete who sees doctors and athletic trainers as part of her job?” https://www.propublica.org/article/muscular-dystrophy-patient-olympic-medalist-same-genetic-mutation
https://twitter.com/owasow/status/1611795522716590085
The DIY Scientist, the Olympian, and the Mutated Gene

How a woman whose muscles disappeared discovered she shared a disease with a muscle-bound Olympic medalist.

ProPublica

I had one of these as a kid. I would electrocute a lot of hot dogs (rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐). At the time it was just magic to me.
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RT @ryanqnorth
When I was a kid my grandma had a hot dog electrocutor which, over the years, I was sure I'd somehow imagined. Anyway they're real and in the 70s we were electrocuting our hot dogs

http://blog.kevmo314.com/presto-hotdogger.html

The way it works is you plug it in and then electrocute your hot dog…
https://twitter.com/ryanqnorth/status/1213831695910109184

RT @nextdoorsv
Paul Graham, a story in 3 parts:
LOL. Was the part about how they will work without this council get left off? All I see is this group is gone...send suggestions if you got any ideas. Some big leeroy jenkins vibes.
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RT @Anthony
Twitter has dissolved the Trust & Safety Council
https://twitter.com/Anthony/status/1602463355565907968
Anthony DeRosa on Twitter

“Twitter has dissolved the Trust & Safety Council”

Twitter
This thing really doesn't want to answer this...
AI is not doing too bad describing JRuby. It is missing native threading but it is not a bad description.