Fleeing to Mastodon to escape the Sisyphus discourse on Twitter ~ is an actual sentence I just wrote.

I’ll tell you what James Cameron likes: wet stuff

Mastodon: Speaking Toots To Power

Me: gasping for oxygen on Mars
Elon: this isn’t very hardcore of you

Congratulations Nick Cannon took us over the top https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/15/world/global-population-8-billion-un-intl-hnk/index.html

This is morbid but it’s 5 pm and already dark outside: has anyone figured out if the disproportionately high number of COVID deaths amoung Republicans vs.
Democrats actually affected the midterms?

I went out for dinner with a group of women tonight and I realized not one damn broad I know didn’t lose their mind during/since COVID and I think that’s neat

Breaking: Florida has Florida’d